shredding, Pleasurama, Vue....

I've done about 1% of the annual remove staples and paper clips and then 'shred' what might be sensitive information.

This is what we're told, though however would want my identity has got to be barking mad!

It's a soul destroying job and how much paper rubbish we accumulate over the course of a twelve month period. The trouble is once you get started it becomes an obsession: paper files, receipts, statements, print outs ha, ha, yippee! If the door bell goes, the visitor could end up in the machine after having removed all solid/metal objects, of course...

In the days before 'warming' I used to pile all in the dust bin and set fire to it, throw sausages, burgers and tatas on and that made a tastly lunch snack, honest...

On a serious note, the Pleasurama burrowing exercise could be costed, measured and planned by some people who're involved at Westwood Cross! We built a tunnel from the main road into the port, diverting all those nasty HGV's away from our picturesque town, so why not. Cost is not a problem if the end product will produce a return for the investors and something that pleases all the townsfolk, like our new shopping centre as an example. No matter what the snarl ups traffic wise, it'll all be sorted and in the meantime look at the well patronised facility that's growing there. Love the cinema with all those screens... I parked with no problems and had a meal to boot, lets have more...